An incomplete list of things Noodle has stolen this month
One sock (mine). One sock (not mine — I do not know whose). A teaspoon. The cap off a bottle of washing up liquid. A whole…
Lives with Aoife Byrne
Sleeps eighteen hours a day and spends the other six stealing things.
One sock (mine). One sock (not mine — I do not know whose). A teaspoon. The cap off a bottle of washing up liquid. A whole…